Single Problems.

As the world probably knows, I'm as single as a dollar bill.

SINGLE = FOOD + COMFY CLOTHES + NO JUDGMENT

Being single has it perks, though. Examples are:

• Freedom 
• Guys can buy you drinks without getting threatened 
• You can dance without get "mean-mugged" from across the way 
• Money. You don't have to go out all the time. Hot pockets and a 79 cent soda is a 5-course meal to you. (Even though I'm flat broke right now)
• You can hog all of the covers. 
• Wearing sweatpants and old t-shirts is always acceptable. 
• A complete "NO JUDGMENT" zone. You can do whatever the heck you want and you not have to appease anyone. 

When there are perks, there are downfalls. Some things you can't do when you're single are:

• Cuddling (body pillows don't count)
• Kissing (Your pillow doesn't count)
• Date night 
• Get dressed up fora hot date
• The fact you are in a relationship. 

Trust me, there will be moments where you wish you could marry food, have everything off Pinterest downloaded, and when you don't feel attractive. Honey, you got this! From what I've been told, enjoy it while you can! Don't rush it. Love will come when it's ready. 

Trust me, once you get into a relationship, you have another person in your equations. 

RELATIONSHIP = YOU + ANOTHER PERSON + YOUR LIFE + THEIR LIFE (Shit gets real!)

Peace and Blessings, 

Small Town Probs/Just a Small Town Girl <3